User:Consarn

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• contribs
• talk page
• sandbox
• sandbox but for text that i would like to put in articles someday maybe
• where i test templates
• to do

you may confidently judge others by how they censor the word "fuck"

• f censored: they have no idea how censoring actually works
• u censored: normal, but come on, this ain't 1984
• c censored: what
• k censored: they have no idea how censoring actually works
• "fu" censored: not a fan of narrowing things down
• "uc" censored: weirdly extra, but not out of the ordinary
• "ck" censored: may be an actual cryptid; hazmat suit recommended for personal interaction
• "uck" censored: very extra, but still not out of the ordinary
• entire word censored: prone to vagueness, but not out of the ordinary either
• grawlix: trying too hard to not even try
• "funk" used as an alternative: completely ineffective, may as well just say the fuck word already
• "duck" used as an alternative: they might be young enough to be my child
• "frack" used as an alternative: may dissolve if exposed to clean air, water, plants, or recently cooked meals. will dissolve if exposed to sunlight

• wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/user:consarn

• if perchance you see me saying something at the expense of brazil or its variant of the portuguese language, or alleging that either of them are social constructs and don't actually exist, don't worry, it's all self deprecation
  • actually do worry, please get me out of here
• because i spend most of my weekdays at work (and some of my weekends somewhere else), i'm usually pretty limited in what i can do
• COGSAN (my previous username, if clarification is needed) can be used in the worst pokémon games for the missingno glitch, as the 3st letter is a capital g
• my favorite color is #30cb5a
• i would like to find a way to make my signature take less than 150 characters (give or take contribs to deleted pages)
• this was my 666rd edit, and this was my 1000nd
• i know your pronouns disclaimer: i only know your pronouns if you have them set in the preferences menu or somewhere else

this is my cat

(disclaimer: i currently no longer live with vile lazy feline, though that might change soon)